Welcome to Murugappan.com
The internet is vast. Your time on earth is limited. And yet, you chose to be here right now. I am flattered, but also secretly questioning your decision-making skills.
Anyway, hello! Thanks for stopping by.
My name is Murugappan Meiyappan and my face is as follows.
Murugappan as a human, writer, and humorist
I'm a 30-year-old writer from Bengaluru, India. I stand roughly six feet tall, provided your frame of reference is roughly three inches underground. I use he/him pronouns — for myself, I mean. Not for people of all genders, the way India's legal code does.
I've worked in sales and marketing for the better part of a decade. Naturally, I've spent a lot of time writing trite, meaningless bullshit for soulless corporations.
I recently mustered the courage to leave that life behind and follow my true calling. Now I write trite, meaningless bullshit for myself.
Editor's picks
Conflict of interest disclosure: I am the leading contributor, founding editor, and on most days, sole reader of murugappan.com. Some bias is inevitable. Proceed with caution.
Aww, would you look at that!
You made it to the end of this page. And for that, you deserve a cookie.
A browser cookie!
I joke, of course. I neither have the money nor inclination to advertise my work so blatantly. That said, if you enjoy my writing, please consider:
b. Buying me a coffee
c. Emailing me
d. Contacting me through other means